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thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

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listoflifehacks:

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  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is

gerrardway:

ryanrossstopruiningmylife:

sylvanburningcenter:

seaking:

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when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the citayy

to seee a marching band

he said

listen here u lil shit

don’t make a fuckin band and get famous and break up after 12 years

the beaten and the damned

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aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

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basedgosh:

im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

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substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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djkaeru:

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

image

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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